This is the fifth and final installment of our “Canoe Men’s Cologne” series, and we’re loving every single one of them.
Canoe men are the epitome of a masculinity that seems so lacking in the male sports crowd. They wear their hair and skin to show off their bodies, and as long as they can keep doing that, they don’t care about anything else.
Canoe men are the epitome of a lack of self-awareness. They don’t know what they want when they want it. They wear cologne because they want to show others they are ready to take control of the world. So if you want to impress a women, go buy some sexy cologne and wear it in public in a way that makes her feel all sorts of comfortable and confident.
The most successful people are the ones that are aware of the fact they are successful. Thats why they wear cologne. They know they are successful and they want others to be so.
In the trailer, Colt Vahn is shown in his canoe. He is also the most successful person in Blackreef and has a boat in his inventory. This reminds me of an old comic/game where you could buy a canoe and then, while you were on the island, it would randomly decide to land on your canoe, or any other canoe that was close enough to land on.
If you are successful, you think you are the most successful person in the world. You believe that you are. You feel like you have this power, and you think others should feel the same. The problem with feeling like you are successful is that you are not. You don’t control your success because you do not have it. You think you have it, but you don’t. You try to control it, but you don’t.
What makes a man successful is not the fact that he has money, or power, or popularity. Success is about the ability to have a positive, productive, and enjoyable life. This guy does none of these things. Instead, he just feels like he’s successful, because he never gives up when things don’t go his way.
While the title says “canoe”, that’s actually a good thing. In this case, the term “canoe” means that the canoe is a life raft that allows the canoe man to take a trip on the river. If he goes down, he floats. If he sinks, he dies. This is a very strong phrase that should make all of us feel like we are on the water of the river.
Speaking of the River, our new trailer tells us that the canoe man is from the north and lives in the woods. He is a man of deep woods and the forest man, who has been able to survive living in the wilderness for centuries. He also has a few special powers, like being able to fly or be invisible. What he is unable to do is swim, or even swim in the river. He has tried but failed to swim upstream.
Our new trailer also reveals that he has a special power called the “cannibal man,” who can control a human being just by touching them. This is one of those powers that I keep having flashbacks to from way back in the ’80s. I remember being in a movie theater and seeing a guy in a suit with a big ol’ sword coming at me. I remember thinking that if I could just touch him, he could snap my neck and get the girl.